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Over here I post a ton of physics / math / general interesting posts in an attempt to make your brain feel good. My aim is to be as informative as possible, all while posting fascinating things that hopefully enlighten us both a little to the mysteries of our truly wondrous universe(s?). Plus, how would you know if the blog exists or not unless you observe it? Boom, just pulled the Schrödinger’s cat card. Now you have to check it out - trust me, it said so in an equation somewhere.

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Mathematical Pick-Up Lines
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hey…nice asymptote.
I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded.
You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.
Mathematical Pick-Up Lines
  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  • How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
  • I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
  • You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
  • I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
  • I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
  • I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
  • Hey…nice asymptote.
  • I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
  • If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
  • I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
  • My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded.
  • You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
  • Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.

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